It used to be true that Spain was a country that kicked the arses of the rest of world when it came to imposing their will on the rest of the uncivilised world. Let's face it, they practically wiped out South America.
Now though, they lick the arses of anybody and anything, backtracking and apologising, feigning stupidity and allowing the world to take over. Let's look at Christmas. Not something that Spain ever really celebrated. They're more into the Three Kings festival on the sixth of January. But of course, there's a buck to be made. So instead of fighting for their traditions, Spain eagerly laps up that most rancid of 'celebrations' and swallows its pride once again. Now, Spanish tele is as awash with images of Santa, glitter, reindeer, elves and cheap tat that you simply must have, as British television is.
Is there anything more indicative that displays the virus-like qualities of capitalism? Is there anything that makes the thought of Spain as a world power less likely? Spain is nothing more than a land of dust, dirt and dead dogs.
I want to leave, but the thought of returning to Britain makes me want to gag. How come Utopia isn't on the map yet?
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u wouldn't b happy in untopia either u moany bASTARDO! lOVE KX
Here is Karl, a freak that created a page in facebook to mock Spain.
Spain sucks, what about Britain?
British people are amongs the world's ugliest. Just look at you!
How many British kids can ride a bicycle without getting tired in the first two minutes because of their obesity?
What about British people who start drinking at the age of 10 and are completely hooked on drinking day and night?
Why British food is SHIT and why isn't it a crime to serve that food in restaurants?
Why the sun shines in Britain some minutes a day?
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